Saturday, December 1, 2007

Michigan

This is probably a couple of weeks late, but there was no OSU football on today and it is quiet now. So here are some Michigan jokes (Sorry Rudy and Jane, not my idea).

Q: What does the average Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool

Q: What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"

A Michigan football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time

Q: What are the three longest years of a Michigan football player's life?
A: His freshman year

It was reported that the Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr will only be dressing 20 players for the OSU game ...the rest of the players will have to dress them selves.

Q: How do you get an Michigan Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled him self off the mountainside shouting "This is for the fighting Irish!"
Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw him self off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the OSU grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Michigan grad off the mountain.

Q: What do you have when you get 32 Michigan fans together?
A: A full set of teeth

Q:What's the difference between Michigan and cereal?
A:Cereal is always in a bowl!

Q: Why did they cancel the cheerleader program at Michigan this year?
A: THE CHEERLEADERS KEPT GRAZING ON THE FIELD

You're probably a Michigan fan if ...
... You can play the Michigan fight song using your armpit.
... The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, "What's that smell?"
... You're a member of the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program.
... You won't buy a Japanese car because you're afraid you won't understand what they say on the radio.
... Your kids go to a private school and they won't tell you where it is.

Q:Why do Michigan football players like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Q: If you are driving and see a Michigan football player riding a bicycle, why should you take great care in not hitting him?
A: It could be your bike.

Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your doom room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

Q: If three Michigan football players are in a car, who is driving?
A: The police officer.

3 comments:

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Erik Alfriend said...

Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement

Q:Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours

bringbackcooper! said...

Tyler:

I have finally figured out how to work the blog. I know what you are thinking, but the Youells are not a very technical group.

You and your family are constantly in our thoughts and prayers. I know that alot of people are praying for your speedy recovery.
It stinks that you have to deal with this, especially at such a young age. However, God will provide the healing powers needed and we all look forward to seeing you out of the hospital for good.

I love the Michigan jokes. I heard that OSU was thinking about bringing back the artifical turf next year. Supposedly to keep the cheerleaders from grazing at half time. Sorry, that's the best I can do. As you know it has not been a very good year for Michigan. Florida will pound us in the bowl game. OSU vs LSU should be a great matchup!

Talk to you later.

Rudy Youell